THE BAND BIOS

Here's some biographical crap on the band that is Rectal Fury.

BEZERKER:VOCALS,PIANO, KAZOO

Bezerker resides on a 7 acre fortified compound 70 miles west of Detroit. He enjoys smoking, drinking cold beer ,mowing his lawn,raising his peacocks, and blowing things up. Also runs Big Sexyland Studios where all of rectal fury's recording is done.

BOTTLEHEAD:LEAD GUITAR

Bottlehead live's in a shed on the Big Sexyland Studio compound. Beside's lead guitar his other duties include groundskeeping and varmant control. He has waged a personal war against furry critter's and foul. He has dedicated his life to playing guitar, and the complete destruction of the gopher and mole population on the compound. Single minded in his pursuits playing and killing!!

FLASH CANNON:PHOTOGRAPHER,CROQUET CHAMPION,NOISE MAKER

Known primarily for his infamous and grainy pictures of the Florida Skunk Ape. Flash once worked for the now defunct Cheri magazine as lead photographer and purveyor of smut. Since his lay off from Cheri he has been the lead photo snapper for the band. Flash also is a semipro croquet player, going under the name Spanish. Currently holds the White Jacket, compared only to the green jacket in golf. Aspires to be a triple crown extreme croquet champ. Flash enjoys breathalyzing himself after drinking to much! Also invented and designed a futuristic jock strap called the Harry Sack patent pending.

JOE DIRTAY:GUITAR,MOUTHHARP,BASS

Joe Dirtay is single and lives in a van down by the Detroit river, for all the ladys interested. He enjoys drinking beer,riding his Harley, naked rollerblading and is a dedicated nudist. Aspires to be a professional croquet champion. Known around the croquet circuit only as Zhivago,he always brings his A game.

O'DADDY:BACKINGVOCALS,TAMBOURINE,MORROCAS

O.Daddy.: .Lives way downriver almost on the river. He enjoys golfing,cold beer, padded toilet seats,triple ply toilet paper. His turn ons are sleeping in and histurn offs are bad breath and manual labor. You tell him he look's like Conan O'Brien, he will rearange your skull features with a fungo bat.


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		Here's some biographical crap on the band that is Rectal Fury.



		BEZERKER:VOCALS,PIANO, KAZOO Bezerker resides on a 7 acre fortified compound 70 miles west of Detroit. He enjoys smoking, drinking cold beer ,mowing his lawn,raising his peacocks, and blowing things up. Also runs Big Sexyland Studios where all of rectal fury's recording is done. BOTTLEHEAD:LEAD GUITAR Bottlehead live's in a shed on the Big Sexyland Studio compound. Beside's lead guitar his other duties include groundskeeping and varmant control. He has waged a personal war against furry critter's and foul. He has dedicated his life to playing guitar, and the complete destruction of the gopher and mole population on the compound. Single minded in his pursuits playing and killing!! FLASH CANNON:PHOTOGRAPHER,CROQUET CHAMPION,NOISE MAKER Known primarily for his infamous and grainy pictures of the Florida Skunk Ape. Flash once worked for the now defunct Cheri magazine as lead photographer and purveyor of smut. Since his lay off from Cheri he has been the lead photo snapper for the band. Flash also is a semipro croquet player, going under the name Spanish. Currently holds the White Jacket, compared only to the green jacket in golf. Aspires to be a triple crown extreme croquet champ. Flash enjoys breathalyzing himself after drinking to much! Also invented and designed a futuristic jock strap called the Harry Sack patent pending.						JOE DIRTAY:GUITAR,MOUTHHARP,BASS Joe Dirtay is single and lives in a van down by the Detroit river, for all the ladys interested. He enjoys drinking beer,riding his Harley, naked rollerblading and is a dedicated nudist. Aspires to be a professional croquet champion. Known around the croquet circuit only as Zhivago,he always brings his A game. O'DADDY:BACKINGVOCALS,TAMBOURINE,MORROCAS O.Daddy.: .Lives way downriver almost on the river. He enjoys golfing,cold beer, padded toilet seats,triple ply toilet paper. His turn ons are sleeping in and histurn offs are bad breath and manual labor. You tell him he look's like Conan O'Brien, he will rearange your skull features with a fungo bat.



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